I just went to my first spinning class at my gym. Turns out the instructor spent 3 years working in NYC and living in Weehawken.

Instructor: So where did you live in NJ?
Me: Secaucus
Instructor: Oh, i know Secaucus well. I used to go there to party and have fun.

Now, I really want to know where he partied in Secaucus. Where is this fun I had been missing out on??? He did not strike me as the Jersey or Soprano type. He couldn't look more west coast if he tried. Not surprisingly, he couldn't remember the name of a single place he went to regularly or even the roads he used to get there. Must have been a great place to party if he can't remember....