The following is a exchange between me and MOP:

ME: Oh, dude, I have the funniest picture on my phone you need to see.

(I pull up the desired shot)

MOP: SPAM sushi!! oh my GOD I LOVE that stuff!! SPAM is the best.

ME: (too stunned by my MOP's enthusiasm for processed, fake food to respond)

MOP: With a little ketchup... oh my I could totally use some now.

As far as I'm concerned, this officially allows me to eat ice cream if I want it. That has to be better for me than SPAM.